Alright, so I know this is going to be monotonous and is not going to live up to the beauty of this blog, but....we have to lay down some lovely rules so that we don't try to kill each other over a bunch of psychedelic gorillas.
So...ground rules.....
1) No deleting what other people have written.
2) While we can be anonymous and it can be fun to imitate other people, when being serious (if ever....and if you're being serious go to your own blog), you can't use identity theft to undercut other people. That's targeted at me more than it is at anyone else, but I might as well write it down anyway.
3) No editting what other people have done. If you're going to edit, insert a parenthetical blurb in the text and sign it. (This is my parenthetical blurb and I'm telling you that you misspelled editing -UGLY) Stupid, but possibly problematic.
4) No posting what other people are in the middle of writing. That's irritating.
5) No comment-whoring. Begging for comments is for your personal blog only. Resist the temptation.
I have to go write more vector garbage, but you all need to edit this post (exception!) and insert more ground rules. We're all going to have to agree if we don't want this to end up as a disaster.
Woohoo.
Monday, March 31, 2008
Ground Rules
crazy bright turquoise, spazzlicious!!!! meow
a car hurtles down the free way
a little bunny sits behind the wheel its ears barely visible above the steering mechanism
but somehow it can still see as its eyes hurtle back into its brain through its nervous system and into the fragile skin of its twittering ears
the bunny beside it, snacking on the shell of a mother tortoise, is not really the bunny you think it is
deep inside the cells of its pitter pattering heart its body cries dolphin dolphin
its body cries to be hurtled into deep depth of the salty ocean that you once cried
an ocean were the fish weep tears of potatoe beer and mammals surface every hundred year
the car streams by a 200 year old fish flopping on the acceleration a dead parrot stuck beneath th brake
it continues on until that day it crashes and burns running over a rabbid puppy marked with number 12
it all will burn and all that's left will be a pair of bunny ears with peeking eyes
may you all burn in hell
